HAHAHAH saw this on audrey's blog who saw it on siming's blog. lol amusing source of comfort! =P

It's not the fault of student ifhe/she fails because the year ONLY has 365 days...typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing) - means 30 days.
Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days.
Days left 81.

7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days.
Days left 6.

9. For sickness - at least 3 days.
Days left 3.

10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.
1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.How can you study on that day ?!?!?!?!?!Balance = 0

How can a student pass ?????'